Plonk is off on a summer holiday… well winter actually, to the beaches of Brighton. Plonk Brighton is opening at The Sidewinder Pub in Kemptown, Brighton, for a season of mini golf and Laines Beer!
The Course will be open everyday that the pub is open and will be operated by The Sidewinder, so just book online.

MON –  FRI: 12pm – 10pm

SAT & SUN: 12pm – 10pm

(Last booking at 9:40)

£4 for 1 round / per person. 


Get in touch with us for a booking


Plonk Brixton is a 9-hole course, plonked around the back of one of South-London’s best beers gardens at The Duke of Edinburgh Pub.

With perilous marble runs, daunting loops, and treacherous randomisers, Plonk Brixton is back in a big way, with all new holes for Winter 2017/2018.


Tues – Fri: 5pm to 10pm 

Sat & Sun: 12pm to 10pm (peak) 

£12 / PLAYER to play 2 rounds

Book here or walk ins welcome

No children under 18 allowed on site at anytime 


Plonk Hackney is our first expedition outside, and we turned the great outdoors… Into the AWESOME outdoors!!! Our beer garden Crazy Golf course is 9-holes of hard-putting, bumper-bouncing, tube-chuting craziness…

Plonked perfectly at The Peoples Park Tavern, between the park and the bar.


£12 /  ADULT for 2 rounds

Saturdays 12-9pm/ Sundays 12-8pm

Book here or Walk Ins Welcome

No under 18’s allowed on site. 


The Four Thieves is a grand old Victorian Music Hall. Upstairs you’ll find London’s best games room, featuring radio control car racing, ping pong and pinball, as well as Plonk’s most miniature crazy golf creation.

Plonk Battersea is our smallest course, but by no means the easiest! A UV hyper-coloured arcade- version of our Plonk Crazy Golf courses, we still pack in the full 8-holes, but we’ve nuked-it with a Shrink-A-Lazer 5000 (it’s all very above board, don’t worry), so expect all our usual Golfstacles, only to scale! Mini-marble runs and Lil’ Loops, Bitty Bumpers and Reduced randomisers. Bucket loads of fun, in a tiny package.

Mon-Thu: 6-11pm

Friday: 6pm-1:45am

Sat: 12pm-1:45am

Sun: 1pm-9pm


Only Walk ins at this Site

Please note this is a smaller, “arcade version” of Plonk, with 8 holes

 £6.00 for Adults, free for kids (minimum age 5, maximum 12) if accompanied by paying adult

Under 21’s not allowed after 6pm.


Plonk Dalston, is all indoors, in Efes pool bar. This 9 hole UV course was where it all began, and now with new holes.

The course was totally rebuilt in 2017, and with a new paint look going down in early 2018, there is always something new at our oldest and most loved course.


Mon: Closed

Tuesday – Sunday: 5pm – 11pm

£12 / PLAYER

Under 21’s not allowed