We have reopened our Brixton outpost with a whole new course, and now all in UV.

AND … introducing our new neighbours… The Ludotheque, a funhouse of pub gaming, with an rotating roster of wacky, jumbo and all new games… bring it on!



Tues – Thurs: 4pm to 10pm 

Fri: 4pm to 10pm (peak)

Sat & Sun: 12pm to 10pm (peak) 

£5 / PLAYER 

Book here or walk ins welcome

No children under 18 allowed on site at anytime 


We’re setting up shop in one of West London’s most loved beer gardens, at the Crabtree Pub in Hammersmith. Sat right on the Thames, this unique garden is going to get a winter makeover, with our new Festive  course.

Mon – Fri: 5pm to 10pm

Sat – Sun: 12pm to 10pm (Peak)

£5  / PLAYER / 2 Rounds (off peak)

Children go free with per Paying adult

Book here or walk ups welcome

Under 18’s welcome until 9pm.



Plonk Dalston has entertained many thousands of fun-loving Londoners since opening in April 2015.

New for 2016:  Our original 9 Hole crazy golf course has been redesigned with all new putting challenges and an eye popping UV makeover!  

Tues – Sun: 5-11pm

£7.50  / PLAYER 

Book your game here or Walk Ins Welcome, 

No under 18s Allowed on site.


Plonk Hackney is our first expedition outside, and we turned the great outdoors… Into the AWESOME outdoors!!! Our beer garden Crazy Golf course is 9-holes of hard-putting, bumper-bouncing, tube-chuting craziness… Plonked perfectly at The Peoples Park Tavern, between the park and the bar…

Tues – Fri: 5-11pm

Sat – Sun: 12 – 12pm

£5.00 /  ADULT

 £3.00 /  CHILD

Book here or Walk Ins Welcome

Under 18’s welcome until 7pm. 


The Four Thieves is a grand old Victorian Music Hall. Upstairs you’ll find London’s best games room, featuring radio control car racing, ping pong and pinball, as well as Plonk’s most miniature crazy golf creation.

Squeezed into an unfeasibly small space, Plonk Battersea still provides 9 holes of fun packed putting challenges.


Mon-Thurs: 7-11pm

Friday: 7pm-2am

Sat: 12pm-2am

Sun: 12pm-10pm

£4 / PLAYER 

Book here or walk ins welcome

Please note this is a smaller, “arcade version” of Plonk, but still with 9 holes

No under 18’s are allowed into the Games Room