Plonk Brixton is a 9-hole course, plonked around the back of one of South-London’s best beers gardens, The Duke of Edinburgh.

With perilous marble runs, daunting loops, and treacherous randomisers, Plonk Brixton is back in a big way. Along with the Outdoor Bar at the 4th Hole, and heated and covered seating, and the DoE’s new food menu.

Tues – Thurs: 5pm to 10pm 

Fri: 5pm to 10pm (peak)

Sat & Sun: 12pm to 10pm (peak) 

£9 / PLAYER to play 2 rounds

Book here or walk ins welcome

No children under 18 allowed on site at anytime 


Plonk’s 9 holes in Walthamstow comes to The Chequers pub for the first time. The never seen before Old Stables Yard at the back has been converted into a games arena, with Plonks newest bespoke 12 hole course, 2 ping pong tables, beer pong, oversized drinking games and 2 pro foosball tables to boot!

Our 9 hole course at the Chequers is built into the old victorian buildings, with new sections being overhauled for the golf course. The 3 Zones are all covered and brightly painted for both the little golfers and the big ones.

Tues – Fri: 5pm to 11pm 

Sat 12pm to 11pm/ Sun 12pm to 10pm


Children up to 12 years  (minimum age 5) can play for free if accompanied by a paying adult.

Book here or walk ins welcome

Children under 18 are welcome until 8pm


Plonked right into Efes Pool Bar, Immerse yourself in a 9-hole, neon-coloured, electric jungle! Strut and Putt your way around our hyper- coloured wonderland, with Smoking Volcanos, Towering totems, and twisting hidden tunnels.

Plonk Dalston, is newly updated with all newly constructed holes, more smoke machines and a hugely improved sound system and music. We have also added ping pong tables to the bar and some jumbo drinking games. Plonk Dalston, our original course, is still going strong.

Tues/Wed/Thu/Sun: 5-11pm

Fri/Sat 5pm-12am

£9 / PLAYER for 2 rounds 

Book your game here or Walk Ins Welcome, 

No under 18s Allowed on site.


Plonk Hackney is our first expedition outside, and we turned the great outdoors… Into the AWESOME outdoors!!! Our beer garden Crazy Golf course is 9-holes of hard-putting, bumper-bouncing, tube-chuting craziness…

Plonked perfectly at The Peoples Park Tavern, between the park and the bar.

Tues – Fri: 5-11pm

Sat – Sun: 12 – 11pm

£9.00 /  ADULT for 2 rounds

Children up to 12 years  (minimum age 5) can play for free if accompanied by a paying adult.

Book here or Walk Ins Welcome

Under 18’s welcome until 7pm. 


The Four Thieves is a grand old Victorian Music Hall. Upstairs you’ll find London’s best games room, featuring radio control car racing, ping pong and pinball, as well as Plonk’s most miniature crazy golf creation.

Plonk Battersea is our smallest course, but by no means the easiest! A UV hyper-coloured arcade- version of our Plonk Crazy Golf courses, we still pack in the full 8-holes, but we’ve nuked-it with a Shrink-A-Lazer 5000 (it’s all very above board, don’t worry), so expect all our usual Golfstacles, only to scale! Mini-marble runs and Lil’ Loops, Bitty Bumpers and Reduced randomisers. Bucket loads of fun, in a tiny package.

Mon-Thu: 7-11pm

Friday: 6pm-1:45am

Sat: 12pm-1:45am

Sun: 1pm-9pm


Book here or walk ins welcome

Please note this is a smaller, “arcade version” of Plonk, with 8 holes

 £6.00 for Adults, free for kids (minimum age 5, maximum 12) if accompanied by paying adult 

ALL YOU CAN PLAY £6 per player if you pre-book

Please note:  Under 21’s not allowed after 5pm.